Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My life is pants optional.
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