I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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