I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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