There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do plants get herpes?
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