Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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