ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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