Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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