i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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