Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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