last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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