we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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