just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
