Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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