She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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