i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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