That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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