Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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