Can Purell be used as lube?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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