FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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