Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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