was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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