WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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