Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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