So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Pooping to opera.
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