she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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