Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
