I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Naked Twister starts at high noon
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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