This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he thought i was a dude.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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