The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Randomize
