Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If its not for food we ain't going out.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
