So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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