I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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