Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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