the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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