with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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