i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
you never un-have a 4some
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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