just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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