So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Two words: nipple clamps
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