Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Randomize
