The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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