He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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