Just fell off a train. Bad.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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