I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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