why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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