Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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