You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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