Where is the hickey?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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