we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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