he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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