is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize