He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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