are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
the liver wants what the liver wants
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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