break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
