I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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