She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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